1. miljathefailcat:

    "Luckily I have an ace up my sleeve!" I smirk and roll my sleeve up. A confused asexual rolls out, blinking in the sudden light.

    (via vagina-thumper)

     
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  3. amoying:

    maplesuhtori:

    j0shdngr:

    chill it’s cos your rare

    the entire female population of east asia is rare?

    homie ur about to be cooked medium rare and sacrificed

    (Source: impastabowl, via leftwiththetide)

     
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  5. zodiacchic:

    ZodiacChic Post:Gemini

     
  6. systemofadowny:

    awwww-cute:

    People always tell me my cat has the most beautiful eyes

    WOAH

    (via nicolecelery)

     
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  8. mickeyandcompany:

    p1kenobi:

    jinnora:

    why

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    this

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    fucking

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    show??

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    it was literally gold

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    House of mouse was the best. Was awesome seeing all the classic characters together.

    This post have over 50000 notes. I think we should do a petition to get this show back. No, really, why not?

    (via nicolecelery)

     
  9. thabecksta:

    decomposingrose:

    @fuckmestupid

    Jesus Fucking Christ

    (via fuckmestupid)

     

  10. "When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog."
    — A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States. (via tastefullyoffensive)

    (Source: africandogontheprairie, via tastefullyoffensive)

     

  11. frickyeah-attractivepeople:

    i remember even just a year ago, i’d see pictures all the time of people with captions saying “i’m ugly” and stuff like that

    but now, just about every day on my dash, it’s gotten to be like a thing where people will say “my hair looked super cute today” or “i’ve been feeling so body positive lately”

    how awesome is that

    (via siouxerz)

     

  12. leighalanna:

    iamjalisaelite:

    bukkakewaifu:

    bravosonya:

    bukkakewaifu:

    saturdaymorning:

    saturdaymorning:

    leighalanna:

    saturdaymorning:

    If you are pro-porn, pro-BDSM, pro-sex work, please unfollow me (unless you are open to changing your ideas…

     
  13. cynegetic:

    Per Aspera Ad Astra

    Submitted by mokissesxo

    (via gayblowjob)

     
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