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  2. circus-p-nut:

    strecthy:

    sildiogo:

    ## Sildiogo ##

    All Sand

    Holy wow

    (via bishopsrobes)

     
  3. southernsnowdogs:

    rosaparking:

    blowmeonelastkiss:

    fashion is a lifestyle, it’s a choice. it’s a freedom of expression. you have to live it, you have to love it. you have to breathe it. life’s all about love and glamour

    Im so scared

    I laughed so hard at this I scared all of the dogs in my apartment 

    (Source: jaidefinichon, via paralacking)

     
  4. (Source: theguiltshow, via paralacking)

     
  5. (Source: baby-virgin, via fuckmestupid)

     
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  7. jonah-greenn:

    can someone pls explain this to me.

     
  8. (via lilbuses)

     
  9. kamisamafr:

    Harley Quinn & Poison Ivy

    (via fuckmestupid)

     

  10. Anonymous said: Omg I saw your anon about someone being a bitch and I thought you were fighting with daddy and I got so sad because I love you two and think you're both babes

    fearandloathinginnewyork:

    fuckmestupid:

    Oh dear lord, no. Daddy and I would never fight. We are each others’ spirit animals. Do you see this??

    We are way too bad together. There’s no way it’s gonna ever stop. 

    We are the baddest
    I really need to write a book

     
  11. niggablvd:

    always-arousedxxx:

    *confidently walks into your office*

    Cancel your appointments.
    I want to fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk….

    This is me to Heather

    (Source: lovelyderriere, via jgay1993)

     
  12. paralacking:

    fuckoffcats:

    so pretty

    Jellyfish

    (Source: moondarkwolf)

     

  13. Best of Autocorrect

    damonssalvatoree:

    lordofthedawn:

    rocknrollercoaster:

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    I got to “Dad” and had to scroll down and reblog for a break because I laughed so hard I nearly threw up twice.

    "Killing her seems a bit harsh"

    (via fuckmestupid)

     
  14. (Source: qock, via fuckmestupid)

     

  15. saywhatjessie:

    rexuality:

    a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows 

    (via jgay1993)